You: A blog, huh.
Us: Yeah. It's real. It's happening.
You: What's going to be on this so-called "blog"?
Us: We thought like, we work with all these writers, and we bet that it'd be really cool if they wrote about writing, about their successes and challenges as artists, about what they're working on. Stuff like that.
You: Oh! Yeah. That does sound cool.
Us: Thanks, buddy!
You: Can I comment on posts?
Us: You sure can! (And we hope you will!)
You: Are blogs getting cool again?
Us: Well, we're just figuring that they're not less cool than they ever were. If it makes you feel better, you can think of it as "a website that gets updated frequently and is mostly text."
You: Actually, that does make me feel better.
You: I'll totally read this website that gets updated frequently and is mostly text. Can't wait to see the next post!
Us: Thanks a bunch! Ttys!